He then goes on to ask what our business is and what my domain name is. I tell him we run a web hosting business called nettigritty and the website is nettigritty.com. His next question - "is it your own website". No, it's my neighbours website that I like calling my own. Why on earth would my business give out someone else's website when asked for our website. Of course it is my website you @#$#@$.

To try and cut this retardedness short, I go ahead and tell him I already have a google advertising account which I have been using for many years. His next question: have you signed up for this recently. @#$@#@$%#$. What part of many years sounds recent? He goes on and persists saying ok, we would like to offer you some initial credits on your account to get you started. If there was a slap-caller-silly button on my phone, I would have happily used it many times at this point. Alas.

I finally had to dumb it down and tell him all over again in many more words - existing account, many years, initial credits would not apply, thank you, bye! What a start to the week. Hello Monday morning!

My wife and I ordered the meal for two. How bad can a taco, quesadilla or some nachos be? Well, you at Taco bell India seem to have taken it on yourself to set the standard as low as possible. Obviously, we did not finish that meal. But it left me disturbed, horrified and somewhat shocked by what I had experienced.

I am appalled and very surprised that the same group that churns out some great food in both Pizza Hut and KFC, both of which I love, could do something this terrible with Taco Bell. Please have someone actually taste what you are selling at these stores. I don’t think people would want to revisit something like this. It's no surprise that the crowds are taco bells across Bangalore are always so low in number.

Maybe it is time to rework the strategy for this brand in India. Charge people a little more and produce better, fresh food, not some pre-packaged maybe-this-will-do nonsense. They will thank you for it. Good food will always bring back people. Bad food, even if given away free, will only bring people to your store once, given that they actually make that mistake.

Please don't think from outside your buns, it's only shit coming out. Whoever is doing the thinking, please have them use their head instead.

A visibly very upset yum restaurants' fan!

i want to breathe in a new kind of air
the sort that doesn't suffocate me
the sort that fills me up
in a way that it empties me
lightens me of everything i carry
takes it all away and sets me free

arms stretched sideways
i want to fly through the air
with a smile on my face
and wind rushing through my hair

At first I wondered who these four are. My second thought, this was priceless! Amazing artwork. A fine example in modern signage. Sheer brilliance! No, I did not find it outside a loo, that would hopefully say only one (or maybe two ) can go. It was on a lift. Quite amazing how many parallels and ideas crop up from this one

i haven't been entirely in non-writing mode. Just writing shorter more directed things that stay offline and underground   I'll write here, soon. I'll try anyway. Planet Zeus ain't going anywhere any time soon! ]]> http://www.zub.in/blog/nagged/feed/ 0 http://www.zub.in/blog/bangalore-international-airport/ http://www.zub.in/blog/bangalore-international-airport/#comments Mon, 26 May 2008 07:44:05 +0000 Zubin Saigal http://www.zub.in/blog/?p=38 Bangalore NEEDS that new airport and anyone opposing it needs to go live in Maikedaatu. Welcome progress, welcome infrastructure! I do however tend to somewhat agree with the critics that said this is the airport we should be upgrading from and not upgrading to. Let's hope I'm wrong and there is a good chance of that considering I didn't see the inside of the terminal or get a first hand experience of how things are working behind that tall facade. That will happen soon, I'm hoping. I hear its been having a lot of co-ordination issues but I'd like to think of them as teething problems and am sure they'll get ironed out soon enough.

Anyway, I took the trip yesterday morning and made my way to this new happening place in town. How could I not! It's THE new place to be at after all! First up, here's the trusted steed that flew us there and back.

Bangalore International Airport is about 45km from home and it took me around an hour and 15 minutes including a little 10 minute stopover for something extremely important, details of which are best kept secret

This .. might explain how we did such good time

No, I didn't do a constant 130. I would have reached in 34 minutes and 36 seconds otherwise (thank you dear Math teacher). The road, for most part is good, except for a few patches where it looks like they're broadening it and should be good for takeoff soon as well.

The Airport itself was a nice and open space with plenty of parking. This is such a welcome contrast to the cramped space we've been used to at HAL. The terminal is long on the outside and huge inside (I'm told) and has this nice big bag (advert) by Louis Vuitton bang in the middle

and is lined up with Airline, Hotel and Travel desks on the front of the terminal.

It also has a few places for the hungry traveller's companion on the outside. We had started at around 8 in the morning without breakfast or a cuppa so spotting Subway, Baskin Robbins, Gangotree and the likes was like finding an oasis in the Sahara. Hallelujah!

Thank you PR for making this trip happen. We, ok, I did a little flying on the ground after you left

More pics are here and here's PR's post on her experience of the little (for me and not so little for her) trip.

But.. I had to have something. I had 13,000 pending comments out of which I think 12,991 were spam. I'm sorry to the 9 genuine folks who wanted to honestly tell me that my post was merda. Sorry, but those comments got removed with the 12,991 spam comments.

Anyway, so I have gone ahead and changed that to a much simpler spam protection plugin called "Math Comment Spam Protection" which I found here. Thank you oh unknown creator of simple plugin.

All you need to do is add two numbers and put in what it totals to. Yes, I know its hard and again, I'm sorry but I was tired of the spam. Might as well make you guys do a teeny little bit more of work so I get less spam. Right? Keep commenting. Cheers!

PS. If you have no idea what the heck I'm talking about, don't worry too much. Your life will remain the same ... mostly. Keep commenting anyway

So i voted. I was very keen to vote because i wanted to make sure my neighbour doesn't land up buying another car worth a crore and a half with my money. I do think that is a good enough reason. i took a half day off from work like i normally do on Saturdays and went home for lunch. Mum had already gone and got our voting slips by the time but couldn't get her own. Her name wasnt on the list(!) which is quite ironic considering she was the one that gave all our names when they came to take them. Oh, and she did vote the last time around, with her name in the list. What was even more interesting was that apparently, my name was on the list twice! Anyway, so off we go to the voting booth close to home to vote and see if something can be done about her name missing. Obviously not, we found out. The guy did very helpfully give me a URL on which I can check for our voter IDs though - http://www.bangalorevoterid.org/

Now here's the best part and the real reason for this post. My names(?!!) on the list:

No. Area ID Name Age
1 B T M Layout 1011 Zubin Saigala 28
2 B T M Layout 1070 Jubi Saigal 26

I voted as Jubi Saigal in the end, simply because they gave me that number and not out of choice. And no, as much as some of you might think or would like to believe, I do not prefer the name Jubi!! Oh, and yes, Jubi's growing younger as well