billibing
*ring
"hello net..intergritty?"
"NETTIGRITTY, yes?"
"yes yes. i have made payments in your account"
"Please email billing@nettigritty with the details"
"ok ok, i will mail"
"Thank you"
*click
So far so .. so. he did mail very promptly .. to billibing@nettigritty... billibing. billibing! billibing? the aftermath ..
[18:12] zubinsaigal: what on earth is billibing ?
[18:12] djkrishkay: a brother of chandler Bing?
[18:12] zubinsaigal: lol
[18:12] djkrishkay: 
reneuve
another one from my mailbox ..
"Hi Would like to reneuve for 1 year."
reneuve you say ? i wonder what that is. sounds like a strange thing to do, let alone for a whole year. oh you meant renew .... RIGHT !! 
ok.. (maybe he was french thinks kookoo, or wannabe english methinks )
The Penguin
Something I wrote back in 6th .. or 7th .. recalling from memory.. I gave the original away .. yeah .. damn
I was walking down the streets of London,
whistling a note to myself,
I had a muffler and a jacket on
Coz the cold cold weather was there.
I continued walking down the path
Doing my own stuff
Until a penguin started to follow me
On each and every cross
A penguin! A penguin!!
A penguin was following me!
I wonder what you would have done
If a penguin were to follow thee.
I went straight up to a patrolman,
and told him of all this stuff
that a penguin was following me
on each and every cross
That's easy said the patrolman
"Take him to the zoo"
"Thats a great idea", i said,
And did what the patrolman told me to
The next day I was walking down the cross
with the penguin in my arm
and the penguin sat there playfully
As though i had some charm
The patrolman said in surprise
"i thought i told you to take him to the zoo"
"thats exactly what i did
i did what you told me to"
"we went to the zoo alright
and there we had some fun
now we're off to the movies
would you too like to come?"
thanks kookoo for helping me try and remember those two bits